A Complete Explanation Of Everything

Ok looking like... Although this latest leak of the timings is likely to be revised several times between now and Friday morning!!!

Friday ->

17.45 - 18.45: New Young Pony Club - Electric Arena (I have a CD, must listen to it more!)

18.45 - 19.45: Beer - Around & About (an old favourite and a highly consistent act)

19.45 - 20.15: Joan as Policewoman - Little Big Tent (I've seen her before, she's alright...)

20.15 - 21.45: Goldfrapp - Main Stage (New record is good, old stuff is pretty good)

21.45 - 23.00: Random Drunkenness

23.00 - 00.00: Gomez - Crawdaddy Stage (What bleedin' choice is there?!?!)

Saturday ->

13.00 - 13.30: Super Extra Bonus Party - Electric Arena (What I've heard thus far sounded ok)

13.30 - 14.00: Beer Run

14.00 - 14.30: Oppenheimer - Cosby Stage (see above)

14.30 - 15.00: Beer Run

15.00 - 15.30: The Radio - Little Big Tent (one of these used to be in The Chicks, I think!, again heard some decent stuff on the radio)

15.30 - 17.00: Beer & Avoiding Cathy Davey - Around & About (Two noble past-times, together at last!)

17.00 - 18.00: The Breeders - Electric Arena (Big Dave's favourites...)

18.00 - 19.45: Random Drunkenness

19.45 - 20.15: Lisa Hannigan - Crawdaddy Stage (Will stay as long as poss before...)

20.15 - 21.35: Wilco - Main Stage (4th time I've seen 'em at this stage, is it?)

21.35 - 22.45: Beer & Avoiding Josh Ritter / Franz Ferdinand (I may hang for some of FF's set but I've seen them twice already!)

22.45 - 00.00: Tindersticks - Crawdaddy Stage (A civilised end to the evening...)

Sunday ->

12.15 - 12.45: Ham Sandwich - Crawdaddy Stage (If only to heckle Podge)

12.45 - 13.00: Toilet Break

13.00 - 13.45: Hayseed Dixie - Main Stage (The hits of AC/DC played at breakneck bluegrass speed? But o'course...)

13.45 - 15.15: Toilet Break

15.15 - 16.00: Gemma Hayes - Crawdaddy Stage (Third time live...)

16.00 - 16.30: Fart Around...

16.30 - 17.15: Sinead O'Connor - Electric Arena (Pourquoi pas...)

17.15 - 17.50: Patient shuffling

17.50 - 18.50: CSS - Electric Arena (They're off the hook, dontcha know...)

18.50 - 19.15: Farting around mixed with some patient shuffling and maybe a toilet break

19.15 - 20.35: Stephen Malkmus - Crawdaddy Stage / Grinderman - Electric Arena (Can't choose between the two here...)

20.35 - 21.20: Hang around waiting for...

21.20 - 22.50: My Bloody Valentine - Electric Arena

22.50 - 00.00: Sex Pistols - Main Stage

Monday ->

00.00 - 12.00: Pain, very little sleep and decamping...