A Complete Explanation Of Everything

For the uninitiated, an off license is a liquor store...

Basically, we've been pretty friendly in the past but today she gave me short shrift.

Well not immediately but pretty quickly.

I guess, we've gone past the point where anythings going to happen, so she's just giving me the full vent of her frustration.

To think, I contemplated giving her a Valentine...

Russian off license girl, I'm sorry, your English is excellent but you're still too beautiful for me...

P.S.> I've got loads more posts to do but this one tickled me, I promise more content shortly...