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Friday, November 2, 2007

Jesus was a wino...

Priests fear altar wine may tip them over driving limit

"Perhaps it [celebrating a number of Masses] could be enough for you to fail a drink driving test, and while I don't like to use the word wine, as it is the precious blood in the Eucharist, it still has all the characteristics of wine when in the blood stream," said Fr D'Arcy.

He pointed out that the use of non-alcoholic wine was not an option, as it was not allowed by the Vatican, even where alcoholic priests were concerned.


I'll have to use that excuse meself!
posted by Christophe at 2.11.07

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