A Complete Explanation Of Everything

Well, we threw the hammer down again last night and the bell went ping... The dancefloor and the band were terrorised appropriately and lots of dubious conversation was had along with lashings of civilising alcohol.

Thank whatever deity purports to be responsible for this existence that these type of, Irish, events are rare enough and that it's a, French, wedding up next... Otherwise, I'm not sure I can handle this, the only saving grace for last night's shenanigans is that I ended up in my own bed and didn't have to fly anywhere...

And yes, I ended up in my own bed, alone!

Thank feck.