A Complete Explanation Of Everything

Is it just me or has Aprés Match been absolutely fucking tragic thus far??? The European Championships have been a spartan feast of football thus far but the prosaic hilarity of the faux Johnny, Eamonn, "The Sweet Smell of Souness" and Chippy simply haven't been doing the business.

Poor old Bill too, both his faux self and his real self are having a torpid time, tonight Italy were Spain, god knows what's next...

O'course, the real chap you'd have to feel sorry for is poor old Kinsella, Mark Kinsella to be precise... A full 90 mins beside Jimmy Magee during Romania vs France, now that's a greek tragedy!