A Complete Explanation Of Everything

It's no exaggeration to say things are abnormally wet here on the Emerald Isle these days.

We had a glorious April but thus far, Summer has been a complete and utter washout. I'm actually looking forward to October, it's bound to be drier.

It's real cribbing and moaning weather and it's small wonder everyone is depressed.

Depressed about the weather, the economy, the housing market.

And then, our newly re-installed, vainglorious, Taoiseach (Prime Minister) goes and suggests that people who are critical of things, should go and commit suicide...

Well, it's a wonderful fucking war is all I can say...

The forecast is: Wet. Wet. Wet.