A Complete Explanation Of Everything

I've got a black tattoo on my right upper arm. Over the past 2/3 days it's been covered in an almighty black / purple / yellow / beautiful blue bruise. Through some fault of mine own and some fault of my erstwhile friends. That's what 30th birthday parties for friends do, I just had to challenge that guy's jujitsu knowledge! Who wouldn't???

Anyway, outside of that, the financial world is melting down faster than that dude who fell into the toxic waste at the end of Robocop. Nothing more to say there, the 'pin is responding admirably but we're ushering in a new age of uncertainty, socialising capitalism...

Not a new paradigm, as that is thoroughly distasteful but it does taste different...